During an unidentified episode of Rocket Power, Tito told the kids a very important Ancient Hawaiian proverb. This proverb spoke of a special song that made lovers of all kinds weak at the knees. A song so powerful, it instantly sends warm, tingling sensations throughout the nether regions, leaving you sweating with nothing but your inhibitions. And now, after years of extensive research and human trials, scientists have confirmed that the Bender remix of Sam Smith, is indeed, THAT song! They say all you need is one minute alone with that special someone and the music will do the rest of the work. Tread cautiously though. Once you hit play, there’s no turning back.
- “If this song existed in 1989, I would have 1000% made a mixtape, and blasted it through my boom box outside of Diane’s window.”- John Cusack talking about his classic movie ‘Say Anything’
- “This Bender guy just has a way with the sax. I mean, my wife married me because she loves when I play to her, but when we get freaky, she listens to “My Love” and “Stay with Me” on repeat. I mean, I can’t even blame her! It’s just so damn sexy! Scout’s honor, and you can ask my wife, I’m normally a stallion in bed, but when she’s got this playlist on, I finish quicker than a kid getting his first blowie.”- Kenny G (World renowned, Grammy-winning saxophonist)